URGENT APPEAL TO ALL INDIANS
All Indians must save Rahul Gandhi from Poverty’s claws
All of us should contribute generously to this worthy cause…
Since 2015, our Rahul-ji, beloved Blather of the Nation
Has gone abroad 247 times, as per latest information…
And we fear creditors will soon be howling at his doors!
So tirelessly, these four years, has Rahul-ji explored foreign lands for us
That his air-tickets alone must’ve surely drained his entire corpus…
He earns only two lakh rupees as MP’s monthly fees
Hardly enough for flying 247 times overseas…
And we’re quite sure he didn’t go to Hanoi and New York by bus!
We’re alarmed, too, by this mean BJP government’s direction
To deprive our beloved Rahul-ji of SPG’s protection…
On the flimsy ground that he gave SPG the slip
On the above-mentioned 247 foreign trips
As well as 1892 domestic ones…we just don’t see the connection!
Hence, let’s crowd-source money to sustain dear Rahul-ji’s travels!
Let’s throng international airports, to bid him fond farewells!
Let’s also urge Home Minister Amit Shah-ji to exercise his power
And not just restore, but triple, Rahulji’s SPG cover…
We might then get to know where Rahul’s gone, to serve us through his revels!
One thought on “Crowd-source money for Rahul Gandhi’s foreign trips! Restore his SPG cover!”
Umm..such a Thought provoking article!and that too, considering thesmall..NAY..TRIVIAL amountsinvolved for the Continued health And strength AAnd emotional well beingof our Dearly beloved…our Veryown,…BABY BOY!